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Homer: Mmmm... beer beer.wav
Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow don't bother coming in Monday. Homer: Woohoo! 4 day weekend. 4dywk.wav
Homer: To start push any key. Where's the any key? Anykey.wav
Homer: I hope I have I haven't upset you, BONGOHEAD! (Homer making sound) Mr.Burns: I should be resisting this but I'm paralyzed with rage, and island rhythms. bongohead.wav
Homer: Oh my god space aliens. Don't eat me I have I have a wife and kids, eat them! aliens.wav
Marge: What happened to you? Homer: Oh nothing Marge just a little incident involving THE BOOGEYMAN! Of course none of this would of happened if you were here from acting stupid! boogeyman.wav
Marge: It took 40 minute to locate Canada. Homer: Marge anyone can miss Canada all tucked away down there. canada.wav
Homer: Da ow! Oh god that's broken. Little deedee that'll require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to kick this doghouse down. cantswear.wav
(Horror Music) Homer: Bart you want some brownies before you go to bed! Bart: Ahhh! Homer: Come on let me cut you a brownie while there still hot. Bart: Dad, I kinda edge you right now. I'd apprectiate you not come in my room and screaming and brandishing a butcher knife. Homer: Why? Oh! The Sideshow Bob thing, sorry boy....  Bart you want to see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!?! Bart: Ahhh!! Homer: Oh, sorry, what am I thinking. chainsaw.wav
Mmmm... 64 Slices of American Cheese. 64 (eat it) 63 (eat it).......... 2 (eat it) 1 (eat it) Marge: Have you been all night eating cheese? Homer: I think I'm blind. cheese.wav
Homer: Cccrrrraaaaappp!!!!! crap.wav
Homer: Mmmm.. Crumpled up cookie things. crumpcookies.wav
Homer: Here are your messages. You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube. (phone rings) Yello? Mr. Burns office? Mr.Burns: Is this about my cube? cube.wav
Homer: D'oh doh.wav
(Music) Homer: I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am Homer, I am evil Homer. (Music stops) evilhomer.wav
Lisa: Wow dad! your surfing like a pro. Homer: oh yeah. I betting on highline in the Calim Island and I invested in something called newscorp. Lisa: Dad that's FOX! Homer: Ahhh!! foxundo.wav
(Flintstones theme in back round with Homer singing it) Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of Springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree. Aaahhhh!!!! (Crashes into tree.) ( Se the video for it at the bottom of the screen) Flintstonesintro.wav
Homer: oh ah eee aaaahhh! uuurrrrr, oooh ahaahh so of a... oooh  eee (In other word Homer in pain) homer.wav
Homer: The internet? IS that thing still around? internet.wav
Homer: Marge are we jewish? Marge: No Homer Homer: Woohoo!! (Stuffs a pig in his mouth) jewish.wav
(Homer, Bart, Lisa screaming and being chased by a rhino) Homer: Don't worry kids I now what to do! JUMANJI!!!! Does anything from the movies actually work??? jumanji.wav
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Post office man: Ok Mr.Burns, uh, what's your first name? Homer: I don't know. letter.wav
Homer: The last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in here I'm going to have to quit drinking. Homer's liver: Yay!!! Homer: Shut up liver!! (Punches himself in the liver) Ow! My liver hurt.  liverhurts.wav
(Homer talking while drunk) Homer Drunk.mp3
Homer: Well beer, we've had some good times. (Homer sing now) When I was 17, I drank some very good beer, I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID, my name was Bryan Magee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was 17.  Homer's beer song.mp3

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Homer lights himself on fire.mov
Homer enters 3-D.mov
Homer Practices for whacking day.wav
Homer in 3-D world.mov
Homer leaves Globex.avi
Homer scares Bart with a chainsaw and a butcher knife.avi
Indiana Bart.wav
Homer's lie detector.avi
 No TV and Beer make Homer go crazy.mov
Flintstones intro.avi
The Homega Man.avi No picture available
Budwiser Wazzup Commercial.avi No picture availible 
 

 

 

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