|Homer: Mmmm... beer
|Marge: The plant called and said if you don't
come in tomorrow don't bother coming in Monday. Homer: Woohoo! 4 day
|Homer: To start push any key. Where's the any key?
|Homer: I hope I have I haven't upset you,
BONGOHEAD! (Homer making sound) Mr.Burns: I should be resisting this but
I'm paralyzed with rage, and island rhythms.
|Homer: Oh my god space aliens. Don't eat me
I have I have a wife and kids, eat them!
|Marge: What happened to you? Homer: Oh
nothing Marge just a little incident involving THE BOOGEYMAN! Of course
none of this would of happened if you were here from acting stupid!
|Marge: It took 40 minute to locate Canada.
Homer: Marge anyone can miss Canada all tucked away down there.
|Homer: Da ow! Oh god that's broken. Little
deedee that'll require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am
going to kick this doghouse down.
|(Horror Music) Homer: Bart you want some
brownies before you go to bed! Bart: Ahhh! Homer: Come on let me cut you
a brownie while there still hot. Bart: Dad, I kinda edge you right now.
I'd apprectiate you not come in my room and screaming and brandishing a butcher
knife. Homer: Why? Oh! The Sideshow Bob thing, sorry boy.... Bart
you want to see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!?! Bart: Ahhh!! Homer:
Oh, sorry, what am I thinking.
|Mmmm... 64 Slices of American Cheese. 64
(eat it) 63 (eat it).......... 2 (eat it) 1 (eat it) Marge: Have you
been all night eating cheese? Homer: I think I'm blind.
|Homer: Mmmm.. Crumpled up cookie things.
|Homer: Here are your messages. You have 30
minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to
move your cube. (phone rings) Yello? Mr. Burns office? Mr.Burns: Is this
about my cube?
|(Music) Homer: I am evil Homer, I am evil
Homer, I am Homer, I am evil Homer. (Music stops)
|Lisa: Wow dad! your surfing like a pro.
Homer: oh yeah. I betting on highline in the Calim Island and I invested
in something called newscorp. Lisa: Dad that's FOX! Homer: Ahhh!!
|(Flintstones theme in back
round with Homer singing it) Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the
greatest guy in history, from the town of Springfield he's about to hit
a chestnut tree. Aaahhhh!!!! (Crashes into tree.) ( Se the video for it
at the bottom of the screen)
|Homer: oh ah eee aaaahhh!
uuurrrrr, oooh ahaahh so of a... oooh eee (In other word Homer in
|Homer: The internet? IS that
thing still around?
|Homer: Marge are we jewish?
Marge: No Homer Homer: Woohoo!! (Stuffs a pig in his mouth)
|(Homer, Bart, Lisa screaming
and being chased by a rhino) Homer: Don't worry kids I now what to do!
JUMANJI!!!! Does anything from the movies actually work???
|Homer: Hello. My name is Mr.
Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Post office man: Ok Mr.Burns,
uh, what's your first name? Homer: I don't know.
|Homer: The last bar in
Springfield. If they don't let me in here I'm going to have to quit
drinking. Homer's liver: Yay!!! Homer: Shut up liver!! (Punches himself
in the liver) Ow! My liver hurt.
|(Homer talking while drunk)
|Homer: Well beer, we've had
some good times. (Homer sing now) When I was 17, I drank some very good
beer, I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID, my name
was Bryan Magee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was 17.
||Homer's beer song.mp3